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Breaking: Sequester to Increase Risk of Alien Invasion

According to sources inside the White House, the odds of invasion from an intergalactic armed force will be greatly enhanced if the sequester is not avoided, as reported by CNN. “If these draconian budget cuts go through,” said a source … Continue reading

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What if Paul Krugman was a Personal Trainer?

For the few remaining Americans who aren’t familiar with the TV show “The Biggest Loser,” it’s a reality show in which two teams of portly contestants are whipped back into shape over the course of the series by a pair … Continue reading

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